Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Imposter!
Over to you Roving Reporter:Well, imagine my disgust when strolling along the banks of the filthy river the other day. There, in broad daylight was a big ball of yellow fluff being interviewed for primetime TV news. I've been a news hound for longer than I care to mention, and over the years have developed a pretty keen sense of smell for a genuine story. But right here, under the noses of many assembled duck fans I smelt a rat! This was no duck, but rather a man in disguise, no doubt an illegal immigrant trying to keep body and soul together by masquerading for the minimum wage. A national disgrace if ever there was one. There is therefore no interview with this reporter in today's spot - I left with my dignity and professional pride intact, took a stiff mug of gin and retired to my downy bed.
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So early in the morning
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So early Monday morning
This is the way we iron our clothes
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# posted by 
: 2:54 PM
: 2:54 PM 
Sorely distressed to see that it has come to this: posting Ersatzanatologie on this hitherto reliable site. Should we not all simply avert our eyes from such pathetic masquerades? What this site needs is more receipts.
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