DuckFan

There has been great excitement at Duckcentral with the arrival of the fabled Lord Keeper of the Ducks - more simply known as the Duckkeeper. His Lordship has recently come back from one of his mercy missions to Dollarama - the land on the other side of the glassy sea, and before his departure from the Imperial Capital to Eastern parts, he presented Duckfan with the latest in a long line of those poor unfortunate wretches; evacuees from Dollarama.

Seemingly part Zebedee (and part mushroom?), the little peg-billed fellow just loves to please and introduced himself to the Duckfan in terms of his utility -

Well, aren't I lucky? What's more, he then went on to tell me the same in French -

Before I'd had time to realise what he was doing, the little scally had bounced about the blogspace collecting all the dollar-bills he could find, the better to endear himself to me. Dollarama indeed! He simply loves to please and so gives me one more noble reason to be the Duckfan that I am.